Monday, May 05, 2008

Stacy's mom hates provocative lit

This is the greatest story ever: A local mom was outraged when recently visiting an Urban Outfitters store at the Alderwood Mall near Seattle. The mother, Marci Milfs, said the store had on display books that she believes are inappropriate to the tween audience the store caters to. Among the racy books were “Pornogami: A Guide to the Ancient Art of Paper-Folding for Adults” and “Porn for Women”.

All caviler sexual attitudes aside, does anyone else find it outrageously ironic that the woman’s name is Milfs? Marci Milfs may hate porn, but I bet she is H-O-T.